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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 00:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Family scapegoats with years of healing: what events or thoughts precipitated your full acceptance of your family's narcissistic dynamic? Can you share your inner thoughts as you reached it? How do we know when we have reached full acceptance?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do many people think that Japan is not a gay-friendly country whereas 72% Japanese support same-sex marriage (the same number as in the US)?

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Watch BETA Technologies’ electric aircraft fly into NYC with passengers onboard [Video] - Electrek

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What has been your best sexual experience?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Why do we still feel attached or jealous when a covert narcissist moves on, even after realizing their toxicity and the suffering they caused?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

60 years ago, Ed White went out for walk photo of the day for June 3, 2025 - Space

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Next, they tried...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

How physicists used antimatter, supercomputers and giant magnets to solve a 20-year-old mystery - The Conversation

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Are vampires real?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

ESO Seasons of the Worm Cult Dev Q&A – ‘There’s Tons of Exciting Stuff We Haven’t Talked About That’s Coming to the Game’ - Wccftech

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

No way

IBD 50's Hims & Hers Erases Its 19% Acquisition-Tied Sprint - Investor's Business Daily

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

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